A downloadable experience for Windows, macOS, and Linux

Do you want to know what it's like to be a ham sandwich?

Yes. Yes you do.

Ham Sandwich Simulator lets you experience the true feelings of being a ham sandwich. Now with two more kinds of sandwiches for endless replayability!

This release is my HD remake of the version I released two years ago.

  • Accurate simulation of being a ham sandwich, made with help of experts of sandwichology.
  • Over four different kinds of playable sandwiches (five to be precise)!
  • Gripping story featuring a wide cast of sandwiches.

Coming soon:

  • Sandwich customisation

FAQ

Q: Why???
A: I see that you are confused about the idea of why Ham Sandwich Simulator exists. This video should clarify that. And no, I'm not German.

Q: The cursor disappears/the game breaks with multiple monitors. How can I fix this?
A: The only fix I've found so far is to hold the alt key as the game launches and setting your desired resolution and monitor settings there.

Q: When I pick a mode, the game stops.
A: That's not a bug, that's the game. This game is the best simulation of what it's like to be a ham sandwich. Ham sandwiches don't have eyes, they don't have ears and they don't have legs. Ham Sandwich Simulator is a game about the deeper emotions. Feeling the butter and the meat inside you. The constant fear of being eaten. That's what Ham Sandwich Simulator is all about.

Q: I think I've found a bug not listed here, what should I do?
A: I no longer have any time to support this game, really. If you think you've found an actual horrid game breaking bug, send me something at kscarlett.com/contact or tweet me @_kscarlett_.

Recommended Specs

  • OS: Windows XP SP2+, Mac OS X 10.8+, Ubuntu 12.04+
  • Graphics card: DX9 (shader model 2.0) capabilities; generally everything made since 2004 should work.
  • CPU: SSE2 instruction set support.

Credits

Programming, Art, Audio, Coffee Making & Procrastination: kscarlett

More information

Published 1 year ago
StatusReleased
PlatformsWindows, macOS, Linux
Release date 3 years ago
Authorkscarlett
GenreSimulation
Tags2D, Abstract, food-experience-simulation, Parody, Remake, sitting-simulator, weird
Average sessionA few minutes
LanguagesEnglish
InputsMouse, Touchscreen
AccessibilityOne button

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